thelaurenfield:

And his nose was gone.

(via keepcalmandcreepon)

shadesofsky:

Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says

#can my kids be like hers?

(Source: misschanandlersbong)

compulsiveyoutuber:

This is seriously cool. Damn those MIT kids.

(Source: videohall)

nevillelongbadass:

assholedisney:

Zac Efron.

He can dance across the Cornucopia and then be like “Wait a minute not the time and place, WAIT A MINUTE, GET MY HEAD IN THE GAMES”

 #guys come on #stop killing each other #and remember#we’re all in this together

ZEFRON FOR FINNICK. 

(via shadesofsky)

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via shadesofsky)

#anyone who says sherlock doesn’t pay attention to others’ whims is blind #he stole an ashtray because john mentioned it #and you can see sherlock’s pleased smile when john laughs at it in the car #because sherlock might be a complete nuisance and hindrance and danger magnet to john most of the time #but then there are those small moments where he does something he would never have done if john weren’t there #and he does them specifically because he knows it’ll make john laugh or make him happy #and pleasing john makes sherlock happy too

(Source: ivemissedsomething, via shadesofsky)

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

danielleosaurus-rex:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

#omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

NO NO NO OKAY THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL TALK

I love this idea and I want this very badly.

Best game ever. I cannot recommend it enough.  

CAH?

FOREVER REBLOG.

This is the perfect game for me.

(Source: ohno789)

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

(Source: toptumbles, via keepcalmandcreepon)

beifonggirls:

nice one, azula

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shadesofsky:

courage-dear-one:

#The happiest 7 year old in the universe.

ACCURATE

(via kater--tot)

lizlemonincarnate:

tinafeyisawesome:

Do you and Alice get along?

She wants to play mommy and baby all the time. Like, “I be the mommy, you be the baby.” The good thing is you get to lay on the couch. So I’ll cry, “Mommy! Mommy! I need some milk!” And she’ll go, “No! I’m doing my work.”

Alice Richmond will take over the world.

(via compulsiveyoutuber)

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via compulsiveyoutuber)